The most unapproachable woman on the sign of the zodiac – who is she? Maybe it is you in the first place?
12 place – Sagittarius
The honorable 12th place goes to Sagittarius, who do not need to win at all. Easy, no need to open the champagne and celebrate the coming easy victory in advance! First, write yourself in ball booklets the principle by which the young lady-Sagittarius is guided in the relationship: “Seks is not a reason for dating at all.” Well, just so you know. Because after having sex with Sagittarius, men, as a rule, want to immediately jump out of bed and run to the nearest jeweler for a wedding ring. And this is – already sorry. To persuade the young lady-Sagittarius to have a serious relationship – this is not a shame for you, but a feat.
11th place – Aries
The 11th place goes to Aries, who are fiercely annoyed by all these ridiculous male antics of bouquets (such money for such vulgarity, forgive the Universe!) , a flaw, retirement accrued?).
So Aries do not need to win. Aries prefers to conquer itself. And here already or give up, or do legs. Do your legs fast! Well, that is, it still will not help, of course, because “if you don’t know how to teach, if you don’t want to, we will do it,” but we were obliged to give this advice. It is impossible, in fact, like this, to deprive people immediately of any hope of salvation.
10 place – Virgo
In order to conquer the Virgin, do not need to do anything. Nothing at all. You just need to meet her requirements for a man. Yes, all three volumes of requirements, each one as thick as the telephone directory of Moscow and the Moscow region. If you match – Virgo will do everything herself. If not, they will cut you off sincerely and honestly.
But if you seem to be appropriate, but you try to add points to yourself by demonstrating the tricks of a kitchen macho – beware: even if you don’t need Virgo, she will cling to you. Cling and not let go until he knocks out all that extra nonsense from your pretty head. The treatment effect is lifelong. The result is not much different from a lobotomy.
9th place – Scorpio
Unexpected turn! For some reason everyone thinks that winning the Scorpion young lady is an incredibly difficult task, but in fact it is done elementary. The principle of actions is familiar to any man from early childhood: you go to the Emerald City, you find Goodwin there and ask him for brains, heart and bravery. Bravery is needed to manage to get closer to Scorpio in general, brains – so that she doesn’t touch you with your tail right away, and she will then fry her heart and eat with good chianti.
8th place – Cancer
The question “How to win a young lady-Cancer?” – The most stupid question in the world. They would also ask how to breathe, for example. Just marry her, man. There is no other way anyway, and who actually needs it? Another question is much more complicated: how to win back from her, if such a need suddenly came up? And, honestly, we do not know the answer to this question.
That is, you can win yourself back on the same principle: just divorce her, dude. But how to turn it around without leaving the most valuable claw in a tightly clamped claw is unknown to science. If the claw has clicked, that’s all, finita. However, in consolation we can inform you that after a divorce from Cancer you will probably be taken to a film studio. Cartoons voice.
7th place – Taurus
Write down the recipe: to win the young lady-Taurus, you need to be happy gouging. With her boyfriend in the board, with whom she will never get bored. With whom you can talk about anything, and he will understand everything. With whom you simply do not need to portray something of yourself. With which you can drink “Zhiguli” with fried sausages at your grandmother’s cottage with a toilet in the “hole in the ground” system.
On the sausage you first need to wear a platinum ring with karatnichkom. Where does this kind of money come from? Yes Taurus, what’s the difference where? This is not her problem at all, so you understand. She just needs to portray herself tomorrow, so come on, throw a hog!
6 place – Leo
Honorable centerpiece in the horoscope and a very, very simple recipe for the conqueror. Just give her more attention, bro. More attention! If you want to do without an exercise “I’m crawling on your lap for a thousand miles, dear!”, You can portray the same thing in monetary terms. In general, long or expensive, choose one of the two. Both options without any warranty, by the way. Welcome to adulthood!
5th place – Libra
Five leaders are discovered by Libra, which is absolutely impossible to conquer without possessing a set of basic qualities: good education, excellent education, a developed sense of beauty, well-read and — oops, man, you didn’t stand there, leave the line! – the appearance of a beautiful elf.
Do you fit? Then everything is fine. Now stand under the balcony and wait for her to decide if she needs it at all or not. Only first sweep the ashes of his predecessor, who died at this very place from old age. Smeared again.
4th place – Twins
Unexpected turn! Frivolous and lightweight Gemini almost got to the top three. Because conquering Gemini is not a cat that sneezed to you: Twins are ready for a relationship only if they are interested. And in order for the young lady to become interested with you, you will have to force the brains with information until they boil.
And then learn to uninterruptedly deliver it to Gemini on a platter of outstanding eloquence, seasoning it with sarcasm, cynicism and black humor. And then she will think, of course. Suddenly you’re crazy crazy? In the sense that if not, if not crazy and normal – pass by.
3rd place – Aquarius
Third place, a bronze medal and a diploma “For outstanding achievements in the case of the dynamo of the 80th level” goes to Aquarius. Yes, bro, it’s a dynamo, but what a! Aquarius absolutely sincerely likes you, and your ridiculous shy grimaces, and foolish gifts, and flowers.
She is really happy to go on a date with you – even to the theater, even to the restaurant, or to the park on the bench. And for the pen she likes to walk, and flirt, and laugh at your jokes. All this is completely sincere, there is not the slightest lie. And sincerely, she does not want to go to bed with you. Totally. Haha, break off!
2nd place – Capricorn
The silver medal goes to Capricorn, to conquer which is a dead number. Even if you bring the dragon’s head to her on a platter, you won’t get the hand of a princess. Well, if only the hand of some other princess, who accidentally strayed from Capricorn in the economy since the days of his passion for anatomy (do not open, by the way, a can, formalin is very smelly).
The fact is that Capricorn does not need fleeting novels. Capricorn needs a serious relationship with an eye on “living happily and happily and dying on the same day.” But first, she wants to live happily by herself. But you, if anything, come in. Well, what if she is now keen on science and psychology, and she needs a drug like “A man in love, desperate, one thing”?
1st place – Pisces
Ta-dam! First place and gold medal go to Pisces! Which, as everyone knows, are very cold, thoughtful, immersed in themselves and, it seems, generally a little bit out of this world. So you need to conquer them somehow especially, but how exactly – no one knows. Surprise! We know. It is necessary to hang in the water column and pretend to be an old leaky toe.
Then maybe Rybka will come out and, having examined you with curiosity, will wag his tail and disappear into the world ocean. Because in reality she is not immersed in herself. She just sits in an ambush in beautiful coral. So if you rush to conquer – she will make “AM”. Well, and there – how lucky. Or immediately gobbled up, or tormented at first. Because playing with conquerors like a cat with a mouse is her favorite hobby.