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  • October 15, 2019

How lovers of the zodiac behave

There are two ways to find out what is inside the taciturn man with a very mysterious face: reducing him to an x-ray or rubbing our editorial magic ball. The second option is obviously preferable, because, in this case, the banal male bones do not block the mysterious male soul. So if you want to find out if he is in love with you or just fooling you, go here. We have already figured out everything.

CAPRICORN

Capricorn in love will not drag you into bed, he will be friends with you. Because Capricorn is a beast: a) smart, like Wikipedia; b) shy as a bunny on a tank training ground. He must first wait for you to relax and forget exactly what gender he is. And then shakes out from you all the secrets as a girlfriend. And only then either he will offer to take off his underpants, or he will run away with a cry of horror and shudder in disgust. In general, if Capricorn is interested in the details of your divorce – he has serious plans.

AQUARIUS

Aquarians usually come up, ask what time it is, and then fail in memory. And in the morning you wake up in some strange apartment, and some alien Aquarius sniffs near. Which then promises to call back and disappears. This obviously means that he is not in love and can be dealt with. Having the same thing with Aquarius in love is an asterisk. Aquarius in love with grim determination destroys your lives so that you can wear your favorite mask of Aquarius with a clear conscience: “Everything is very difficult. Everything is complicated, just kapets. ”

FISH

A man in love with Pisces, without hesitation, will tell the whole world about his passion in all available social networks. Familiar, not having accounts in social networks, he will call. A friend who does not have a phone will write a hundred letters, put them in a hundred bottles and drop them into the water supply. Then the Pisces man will accomplish some feat to perpetuate your name in history.

And commit a monstrous crime, protecting your honor. As a result, will fall into Alcatraz, run away, swim across the ocean and come to your door with a bouquet and poems. In short, if a Pisces man fell in love with you, you don’t need our ball. Somehow you yourself guess.

ARIES

With Aries, everything is also pretty simple. If Aries has fallen in love, he comes up and says: “I have fallen in love, take off your pants”. Aries, of course, can play romance, but this is definitely not his favorite game. Aries thinks that if you love a woman, then you need her hair – and into a cave. And there already love her, as it should, without all this bla-bla-bla. Therefore, a strategy with Aries is very dangerous: “no, no, you are what, I am not like that”. Aries will shrug and find one.

TAURUS

Taurus in love turns into a Comedy Club. Well, in a good way. Therefore, it is very difficult to predict here – if Taurus climbs out of his skin to make you laugh, you can start inventing the names of your great-grandchildren. But I must say, this strategy of Taurus works perfectly – everyone loves to laugh. Therefore, in the case of Taurus, you need to be aware that if he starts to make another laugh, she, too, will not be able to resist. And great-grandchildren will have to curse the grandfather, without leaving the pot.

TWINS

A twin in love will talk much more than usual … What does it mean – this is impossible? Love for that and love to do the impossible. Twin lover is able to talk twenty-four hours a day for a week, without taking breaks for food, sleep and toilet. If you turn off the phone – he will talk to the wall, but still he will tell another one – yes, yes, the last one – a cool story, how he walked with a spear to a polar butterfly. That is, yes – it is quite difficult to distinguish between a love Gemini and a non-love one. You will have to measure the intensity of white noise – if it is higher than the human ear can withstand, then this is definitely love.

CRAYFISH

This mysterious infection in the chitinous shell is difficult even for our magic ball. Damn him, Cancer, will figure out what’s on his mind. Caring? He is always caring. Attentive? This is the middle name of Cancer. Strict adult daddy? Well, he’s from birth like that. And these women around him? Whether he had something with everyone. Whether he had nothing with everyone.

Whether he almost happened to everyone already, but something prevented him. Nothing with Cancer is clear. Definitely judge that Cancer in love, you can, for example, in the registry office, when he says “yes”. Here the probability is quite high. Although the hell it, Cancer, will make out.

A LION

Well, with this simple. A lion in love will behave so that your girlfriends burst with envy. And parents – from affection: oh, our girl was presented with a pony, beads and Lamborghini diablo. The love of Leo passes under the continuous pacifying rustling of bills. Tremble jackals, the king of beasts is spawning.

VIRGO

Virgo in love is such an archetypal lover that he stands under a lantern with a pack of cigarettes all night, shivering in the icy wind, to see at least once how your thin silhouette flashes behind a light curtain. In this case, Virgo quite rationally calculates the coefficient of nafignuzhnosti of their behavior – is the silhouette thin enough? Is the curtain light? not observed on the coveted balcony mess and old non-sexy boxes from the refrigerator? If all the answers of Virgo are satisfied, he will go straight to surrender without all these ambiguous: “what are you doing tomorrow evening?”.

LIBRA

Lovers of Libra begin to actively vtyuhivat yourself in the best traditions of marketing. He does not say: “buy goods”. He says: “This is the best product, he won this beautiful tennis cup, rained a canoe on the tributaries of the Missouri and gave a fortune to charity, which is a good product.” At the same time, in the best, again, traditions of exposure to Central Asia, it will ensure that your glass is not empty. And when you soften, take you lukewarm. You, in fact, do not even have time to think: “Is he in love?”. You are already erasing his T-shirt with the words: “Champion of all 2010”.

SCORPIO

Scorpio in love is watching. Or rather, no. Sorry, there will be a capslok now: Scorpio in Love LOOKS. And in the eyes of his drama, grief, regret for the unfulfilled, the dream of love, the shadow of sadness, a raid of reverie, your reflection and the inevitability of the transition to a horizontal position. Scorpio in love does not like to chat.

Scorpio in love seeks to be in his territory as soon as possible in order to make a crushing impression on the victim. And the territory of Scorpio, as all the kids know, is sex.

SAGITTARIUS

Sagittarius will not spin the intrigue and from the threshold say: “Marry me, damn pull.” In the meantime, you gasp for air, buy rings, order a restaurant, go to your parents, kiss your mom’s hand, please your dad, and you have a lot of long explanations why you don’t want to marry such a wonderful guy. Well, if you suddenly for some reason do not want. Although it does not matter. Sagittarius lovers do not understand the word “no”, and its refusal will only inflame it. Sagittarius in love can be linked and sent to Paris to the Chamber of Weights and Measures with the signature: “Azart”. And you can pull the plug and go to Paris together. Because he still will not get off.

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